Sunday, October 29, 2006

Mike Shula's future

Mike Shula has been coaching the Tide for 4 years now. He has recruited very well, but he is John Cooper. He can get the talent but he can't coach it. Just like Coopers whose predictable, unimaginative, and sometimes stupid offensive moves led to defeats by Michigan 12 out of 14(?)times including in 1995, when Tim Biakabutka ran for 313 and beat a team that had Galloway, George, Glenn, Hoying etc. on it.

If it wasn't For Joe Kines who is the best Defensive Coordinator in the nation by far, we would have had that happen to us already.

His predictable offense, misuse/non-use of talent, and outright cowardice has doomed the Tide to failure. Now he either needs to change these things or leave.

Against Arkansas, we lost 24-23 because of a bad kicking Performance and lack of a running game. Out of his 2 faults which entirely rest on his shoulders, one of them was the latter I just mentioned, plus not being aggressive at the end of the game going for the end zone or getting the ball closer to the Field Goal. The running game could have been effective if Kenneth "-1 Yard and a cloud of failure" DARPA was not the feature back and Jimmy Johns was. Against UF he failed miserably to run the football enough and he once again did not use screens to alleviate the pressure off of JPW. His red zone offense once again failed. In the UT loss his glaring cowardice on 4th and goal on UT's 1 YARD LINE proved to me he can't coach. We lost the momentum and gave UT a victory by holding us to 3 and we ended up losing by 3, 7 in this spot would have mad the score 17-15 leaving UT a 2pt conversion to tie....Jimmy Johns ran the ball 3 times early for 38 yards basically causing the drive deep into UT territory that stalled and lead to another FG attempt. Kenneth Darby ran the ball around 15 times for 25 yards. JJ was not hurt, unlike the Tuberville lying that went on afterward by some of the UA coaches...he played every down on the cover unit on Special Teams and caught a 2nd half pass for a first down...He keeps sending KD up the middle so he can slip and lose 1 yard, meanwhile JJ is gashing and he gets the bench? What crap. JJ helps our palya ction game because everybody thinks its a run(he only comes in to do that essentially)the one time we did that we had a first down passing...he helps the offense...defenses repsect him(good ones), but no its DUM all day(Darby Up Middle, he is a small off-tackle runner who can juke and move he has some speed but no upper body power, he can break tackles around his legs running away from people with some momentum going but that is it, he has to out-quick people, so why sends him most of the time up the middle against a good SEC defense?). Shula also always pulls the guard on Darby's few outside runs, which wouldn't be a bad idea except its predictable, easily sniffed out, and snuffed...simple Off tackles this year have worked...so lets not do that Shula says, lets fail miserably offensively, just like last year....

Shula benches the mediocre Tatum and replaces him with that pioneer Chris Capps(He is Betsy Ross in Pads, the first woman football player at Alabama...YAY!)who was responsible for no less than 7 sacks against The Barn last year. Capps has given up at least 2 sacks, 5 knockdowns, and 8 hurries in what seems to be every game he has played, when he manages (barely) to get his body between him and the defender, he squeezes the pocket by getting pushed into JPW...when run blocking, like his "pass blocking" he doesn't even try and powder puffs himself so he gets pushed around and does no pushing himself just wimpy slaps and a no drive....Capps is realy slow, weak, stiff, bad technique (thanks Ungerer) not athletic, and NO HEART...Put Tatum in he tries at least and can run block a bit.

Shula's game preparation is horrible except for the gameplan which is decent, but adjustment(which is always nooooone!)and his cowardly approach to the game of football...is what is killing us. We are mentally weak. Shula is lenient on players concerning football success, he never scolds them enough for stupid things, much less getting on them for bad play and no heart and effort.. We are horrible....You want proof?

10-3 at halftime against one of the worst teams in America, FIU(counting High Schools and Girls flag at O'Rourke elementary here in Mobile), who had 18 players suspended, many of whom were starters, mostly on defense.

This is pathetic.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Tide Forum Kool-Aid drinkers

Don't fret about dishonest Mods, I'll let you actually discuss the game, just no cursing okay?

Sunday, October 22, 2006

New site

www.feedjimmyjohns.blogspot.com


An excellent site by myself dedicated to FEEDING JIMMY JOHNS THE FOOTBALL!!!!!

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Auburn relives the glory

Act fast they only have one in stock


Auburn National Champions

Friday, October 13, 2006

A Tribute to Broadway Joe

Proving me wrong

The Tigers have gone up 2-0 with excellent hitting. Glavine pitched well last night. Thanks for nothing Zitzero and Big Whimper. One word , if the Cardinals reach the WS which is highly unlikely, then you will know that the NL is really, really bad. If the Mets reach, the NL is only really bad.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Its a little old.....

but still really funny

It's Hard Out There For A....

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

ARod to Atlanta

Not happening...hopefully.


After thinking about it, I wouldn't want it to happen.

Why some might ask? Well....here's why.

1. Positions

ARod has been playing at 3B(inconsistenly with errors). The Braves have Renteria who is more of a solid player as the SS position(I actually said that). CJ is a better 3rd Baseman than ARod. The Braves could trade Giles and stick ARob at 2B....yea right....The Yankees have Cano they don't need Giles. etc. etc. ARod would laugh...etc. etc.

We actually don't have the holes or the need for ARod in the infield. Outfield?...stop hallucinating....ARod laughs harder etc. etc.

2. Offense

The Braves offense is not in need of more firepower. Renteria, Mccann, CJ, AJ, LaRoche, Francouer(somewhat...)have the ability to get you the runs....

3. Pitching

We need it. One more Starter who can actually get an under 4.00 ERA would be nice AND some help in the bullpen. Getting ARod means we basically don't/can't(money)address this problem, which is a real need for Atlanta.

4. Egotism

ARod says people are getting onto him for being brown...uh no. It's because you fail miserabley ever since your big contract in the clutch and you are an arrogant aloof "me" watcher....please stop looking the mirror and complimenting your own hair...it's not "bangin"...its very gay...although upon further review...."banging" is very gay.

Those are the 4 good reasons why I think the ARod thing would be bad....Number 3 sticks out big time.

2006 Team Pitching Stats


The Braves were 10th in the NL, 17th in MLB in Pitching. Which is deceptive because relief wise in one run games the Braves Bullpen was aboslutely demolished, around 30 blown saves....ughhh

JS, get some pitching, the offense is fine.

Monday, October 09, 2006

I'm tearing up my kitchen floor

Rotted annolium(?). Also built some rails and a step to soften the landing on the back porch/stoop. Massive drop off...idiot. Whoever built my house was a complete moron.

Anwyay....

MLB

THE YANKESS LOSE! THE YANKEES LOSE! The A's have the best shot at the WS. Their pitching and defense is really stout. Frank Thomas has regained most of his form for one last year (maybe) of solid offensive baseball. The NL is horrible. The Mets are the "class" of the league and they have NO PITCHING. Glavine had a spark but it won't last. The Tigers have had a good run, but against good pitching they struggle somewhat. Zito, Harden, Street in 6.

NFL

Cowboys Defense is really bad. Bledsoe is a turnover factory. The Cowboys offensive line has gone from the 1990's excellence to the 2000's pushoverness. They are really weak. JAX's Defense made Chad Pennington(and Davey-hehe) wear their hair up and lisp. Mark Anderson of the Bears has 5 1/2 sacks....this calls for something

A QUOTE from.....

The 1995 Movie CRIMSON TIDE starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington

GO BAMA!

Ramsey: Mr Cob?

Cob: Yes, sir!

Ramsey: You are aware of the name of this ship, arent you, Mr Cob?

Cob: Very Aware, sir!

Ramsey: It bears a proud name, doesnt it Mr Cob?

Cob: Very proud, Sir!

Ramsey: It represents fine people.

Cob: Very fine people, sir!

Ramsey: Who live in a fine, outstanding state.

Cob: Oustanding, sir!

Ramsey: In the greatest country in the entire world.

Cob: In the entire world, sir!

Ramsey: And what is that name, Mr Cob?

Cob: Alabama, sir!

Ramsey: And what do we say?

Cob: Go, Bama!

Ramsey & Cob: Go, Bama!

Crew: ROLL TIDE!

Okay.....now, The Bears are mowing down people right now, look for the Seahwaks to get a huge boost from Shaun Alexander coming back healthy, and the Saints now have a defense, a QB, an offensive line, and a winning attitude. Great day....

College Football

1. Ohio State
2. Michigan
3. WVU
4. Florida
5. Tennessee

Bama is looking uninspired, hopefully, Kines and Shula will get on them viciously and make them tough via hard discipline and running them into the ground. Auburn lost....MOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!! USC looks mediocre...the ACC, Pac-10, and Big 12 look very beatable up and down.


One more thing...

YOYOYOYOYOYOY..O..O..OLE MISS!

The Coach O Song/Video